D.L.B

The world's sexiest man

Look at him. He's quite a D.L.B

by Massive Nonce January 28, 2018

D.L. Romancing

Romancing someone on the Down Low. To make sure no one sees the person you're trying to bang out, in private.

My homeboy doesn't spit game to hoes in public, he D.L. romances them in private.

D.L. Romancing is the actual act.

by D. Diablo March 6, 2010

D.L.W.C.

acronym for "Dies Lonely With Cats" used to explain single micro-managing female bosses who are married to their job and have no chance at a relationship

My boss is ugly, socially awkward and has no chance of meeting a husband, her job is her life. She is going to be found dead in her cube and the police are going to rule her death a D.L.W.C. (Died Lonely With Cats)

by the_coyote June 30, 2011

D.L.C.

Divisive Little Cunt.

A term of endearment given thoughtfully and generously to the leader of the ACT party of New Zealand, Mr David Breen Seymour.

Whose coalition government is driving a racial wedge into the country.

Trevor - “That poli Seymour is a bit of a shit stirrer”
Blue - “Tell me about it, I’ve never seen such a D.L.C.”

by Dammax February 3, 2024

d.l.c

Divisive little cunt

Bob: “Jeez Dave is total D.L.C”
Simon “What’s a D.L.C.?”
Bob: “Divisive Little Cunt”

by Dammax February 5, 2024

D.L.S. Party

Also known as the dirty little secret party, is a party in which an individual is invited to without knowing he is going to be fucked over (either literally or figuratively).

I really hope this isn’t some sort of D.L.S. party…

by David Durrow February 3, 2025

i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b

“I love you so much but I don’t know how to tell you because I know you don’t love me back.”

me: i.l.y.s.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b
her: what does that mean
me: nvm

by P A I N August 17, 2020