czechoslovakian hand grenade

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.

Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.

by Theshittiest April 4, 2023

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Czechslovakian Bassoon

Also known as the 2-Dick-1-Girl Lift. The act of two men lifting a woman into the air by inserting one cock into a vagina and one cock into the asshole. The two men then lift viciously in hope of performing a Czechslovakian Bassoon.

Dude: Hey man, lets go do the Czechslovakian Bassoon. Dude 2: Great! I just stretched my cock.

by SexyRocksez December 2, 2009

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small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden

Not a long curved fruit which grows in clusters and has soft pulpy flesh and yellow skin when ripe.

*points at banana* what is this?
Lie: It’s a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden!

by CookieTheLoafer August 27, 2022

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Czechoslovakian Spaghetti

When you take to much pre-workout and have a fat shit after.

Bro after this bench set i think I´ll have some Czechoslovakian Spaghetti.

by fishy boy 69 May 30, 2019

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Czechoslovakian Checkout

Leaving a hotel without saying goodbye to the people you are sharing a room with. Like an Irish Goodbye, but in a hotel format.

Person 1: Think we should wait for them to get back to the room?

Person 2: Nah, let's get the f*ck outta here. Time for a Czechoslovakian Checkout.

Person 1: Word.

by butchasound December 7, 2009

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