cycloptic red eye of death

A cycloptic red eye of death is when you poke your partner in one of their eyes and immediately ejaculate into the other. Odds are, one eye will go blind and the other will be bloodshot.

I gave my wife a cycloptic red eye of death yesterday. Thatll teach that bitch to look through my phone.

by AKingLikeMe April 12, 2016

cycloptic

The event, usually during bed disco, of being so close to another person's face that they appear to have only one eye.

My Paul is mighty cycloptic on Sunday mornings.

by Shawna'sea January 15, 2005

Cykopath

If you give him phantom he will be happy.

He's one of best bois from Rachael World and there is nothing u can do.

"Cykopath is so awesome dude! "

by DJ gacha world March 25, 2018

Cycloptician

A Cycloptician is an eye care specialist for cyclops.

George the cyclop found that he could not see the words in his book clearly so he went to see a Cycloptician.

by Markusmcb September 4, 2018

Cyclepathic

Cycle-Pathic -

While on a push-bike, mowing down innocent people that are walking on the cycle path.

"Wow seeing that group of teenagers on the cycle path really gives me 'Cyclepathic' Tendencies." Bob says after attaching spikes to the front of his bike and speeding towards them.

by COMMANDER CUNTPUNT October 20, 2020

Cycloptopoo

When your turd appears to have one eye that is looking back at you.

I can't wait to flush this Cycloptopoo, it's really been giving me the stink eye.

by CryptoTurdZ December 31, 2021

cycloptopus

A one-eyed octopus.

Despite his superior peripheral vision, the kraken lost the fight with the mighty cycloptopus.

by Belize Tao Church April 7, 2012