curmudgeon

A man who lives in the Northern California coast. He is less of a curmudgeon than he thinks he is, but in order to keep him from evolving into such a creature, his friends allow him the illusion.

My friend thinks he is a curmudgeon. Reality is that he's just in a bad mood most of the time.

by Cashew2 October 30, 2011

Curmudgeon

Stupendously stubborn know-it-all gits who seem almost religious in saying 'no' to anything that does not match their opinions and outlook. Can easily be found in most technical departments of new media companies.

An ex-CTO in a dot com in London (self-confessed)

by Ed November 24, 2004

crumudgen

What your girlfriend calls you when your being an ass.

Hey, crumudgen! why aren't you spending more time with me!

by Spada May 4, 2005

Carmudgeon

A carmudgeon is a grumpy, cantankerous old man.

Frank Barone would be aptly described as a Carmudgeon.

by An Old 49er September 11, 2010

curmidget

1. An angry midget who is aggressive or pregnant. Also in relation to a midget dealing with bipolar disorder.

2. A miget-like person who is angered easily, annoying, and or pregnant.

* derived from curmudgeon and midget combined: curmidget

The curmidget walked into the library and checked out a book on Pregnancy Sucks For Men: What to Do When Your Miracle Makes You BOTH Miserable Paperback.

by Whorned Cacita April 24, 2011

Carmudgeon

A bad tempered driver that usually calls other drivers to acquire road rage. Usually travels slow the fast lane.

After several seconds of missed opportunities, I began to pass the slow car in the right lane when they refused to move into the right lane themselves. That freaking carmudgeon began to speed up and shaking his crusty old fist at me. I cut him off leaving him in my dust.

by Kno' the Consequence August 21, 2013

curmudgeon

a sucker of happiness

I wanted to hit the bar, but my roommate wanted to go to bed early. What a curmudgeon.

by anon1010101010101010101 March 2, 2011