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turbulence

when a guy has a bad experience on the flight to boston. ie girl uses teeth or does not finish.
no way man there was crazy turbulence on my flight to boston
by C QUAD September 25, 2010
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turbulence

A perfectly respectable research topic and excuse for wasting the last 5 years of my life.
I can't come home for Christmas Mom, I'm studying turbulence.
by Mark December 14, 2004
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turbulence free cruise

problem free passage of time with other humans!; on an airplane, "on drugs", at a meeting, being married, etc! -this is an exceptionally rare and precious happenstance!! (usually one human or another invariably contributes some 'stink' to the situation.)
it was a turbulence free cruise, everyone was on a wave of 'self-enchantment'

even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise

as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
by michael foolsley January 2, 2010
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Mr. Corpulence

Our good mayor Greg Nickles.
damn, look mr. corpulence is hiking taxes AGAIN!
20 cent plastic bag tax my ass.
by boredominaction April 8, 2009
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Turbulence

Usually, something you will experience on a aircraft when up in the air due to the plane flying through clouds or a area of unstable air. It consists of light jolts or jerks. That's why you are always asked to keep your seatbelt fastened even when the sign is off as it is sometimes unexpected. It can also be called "Rough Air."
"Ladies and Gentlemen this is your captain speaking, we seem to be experiencing some turbulence, please return to your seat and fasten your seatbelt, Thank You.
by snoozedimmer August 16, 2010
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Turbulence

Where your tossing somebodies salad and they shit Diarrhea in your face
Honey I just blew turbulence on your face.
by Dick Tucker May 24, 2004
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Turbulence

When two or more overweight men have sex on an airplane and cause it to move around because of the weight shifts and thrusting.
Justin and Brian made turbulence when they decided it was GO TIME.
by Paul Henry Junior April 1, 2008
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