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Cupcake

A guy who hangs out mainly with a bunch of chicks and not many other guys. This person isn't necessarily gay or effiminate. He just would rather hang out with a bunch of girls.
Dude #1: Brad's always hanging out with Julie and Veronica. He'd rather hang with them than talk to the guys.

Dude #2: Well, do you think he likes one of them or something?

Dude #1: No, he's got a serious girlfriend. He's just a cupcake.
by Jason Kaplan March 31, 2005
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Cupcake

Release 1.5 of Google's Android.

Google didn't really go to market with Cupcake, Donut, release 1.6, was the first widely spread Android release.
A: Are you calling me a cupcake?

B: No man, I'm talking about Android phones, you donut!
by Milanifan October 18, 2010
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Cupcake

The shit that EDP445 would fuck his life up for.
EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake. and then go back home.
by Cringeboi69 May 25, 2021
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Cupcake

Prostitute muffins. Muffins who are showy and trying to sell their selves to humans with their showy frosting and sugary goodness.
Girl: Want a muffin?
Boy:No thanks I'd rather have a cupcake. It's colorful frosting just draws me in.
by CrackBRabbit September 22, 2010
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Cupcake

Thought to have been originally coined by Kira D. and Careese B. of Cambridge, MA, "Cupcake" refers to a chubby girl one might see at a bar or out-and-about whom is dressed inappropriately for a girl her size.

There are various sub-groups and classifications including "with frosting" (too much make-up,) and "sprinkles" (stupid sparkly make-up."

Cupcake tends to refer to one certain type of girl. Some slight variations including "Muffin" or "Bran-Muffin" refer to once again a chubby or think girl, this time of the nerdy variety, one whom you may come across at a library or a hipster bar, perhaps even a dungeons and dragons game or LARPing (if you are a girl reading this and know what LARPing is you are probably a muffin...

One may be tempted to use "Cupcake" incorrectly in reference to a fat girl, however a more widely accepted modification is "Pound Cake," which once again can have "Frosting."

Again, another modification which you may hear used is "Banana Bread," referring to usually a "muffin" who is a bit of a whore. I.E. she is full of rotten bananas.
Look at that frosted cupcake over there. Muffins are just capcake haters. I can't believe he showed up to the party with a cupcake as his date! It feels like a bakery in here. Why do cupcakes always come in 6-packs, one is enough!
by puzzleboston May 9, 2011
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Cupcake

EDP445: "Well I just came here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home."
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Cupcake

Another word for the male ball sack. Can also be frosted and covered in sprinkles.
by Tom Slagmore May 30, 2017
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