Marcus: hey are you going to the Swedish House Mafia gig next weekend?
Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!
Roberto: Fuck yeah, it is going to be a cuntestival!
by Cuntifuckintastic October 21, 2010
Get the cuntestival mug.Where several people get together and text one person (who is preferrably not present) at the exact same time with messages that all use the word "cunt" but generally follow a specific theme. This must be quick and painless and done by a large group of people at one time, blindsiding the victim. One text per person is all that is needed. Nobody cares if you have more "good ones." Save it for next time.
The novelty and spirit of the game is lost if you send a text on your own with a "cunt" message just because you thought it was funny. It's not; at that point it's just profane and tasteless. When a group of people do it to one unsuspecting person, then only is it hilarious and perfectly acceptable.
The novelty and spirit of the game is lost if you send a text on your own with a "cunt" message just because you thought it was funny. It's not; at that point it's just profane and tasteless. When a group of people do it to one unsuspecting person, then only is it hilarious and perfectly acceptable.
We're cuntblasting grandma with Disney movie titles, I'm going with either "The Jungle Cunt." You should definitely go with "The Little Mercunt" or "A Cunt's Life"
by jschmoe July 4, 2011
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by Ashy:__ October 12, 2019
Get the CuntTesticle mug.Name given to a native Western Australian Parrot.
We had a pet Pink and Grey Galah (Australian native parrot). My wife doubted I could teach it to talk.
I wracked my brain to think of the most obtuse wording I could teach it.
Over a period of 6 to 12 months the Galah picked up the word and said it clearly and very regularly.
My wife was quite pissed off to say the least. Visitors were usually too scared to ask what it said.
We had a pet Pink and Grey Galah (Australian native parrot). My wife doubted I could teach it to talk.
I wracked my brain to think of the most obtuse wording I could teach it.
Over a period of 6 to 12 months the Galah picked up the word and said it clearly and very regularly.
My wife was quite pissed off to say the least. Visitors were usually too scared to ask what it said.
by Humbole February 1, 2023
Get the Cuntstinks mug.An exceptionally stupid, irritating and annoying person (usually male). A portmanteau of 'cunt' (vagina) and 'dink, ' a New England term referring to someone being an ass-hole (sic) or an idiot.
"Our neighbour cut his grass and mowed right over his wife's flower bed, what a cuntledink'
'My buddy Jimmy is a complete Cuntledink'
'My buddy Jimmy is a complete Cuntledink'
by Donald T Rump April 9, 2024
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