Cunt Melon

a person who has opportunities to get with girls but never does

Daniel is a Cunt Melon...he is an attractive guy no homo, but he took this one girl on the beach for 2 hours and ended up doing nothing

by AndyPrettyBoi April 7, 2011

fleshy cunt melon

something you call your girlfriend/wife if she is being a typical woman..ie, complaining, bitching, nagging and just all round pain in the ass.

woman: i just had my period.

man: stop being a fleshy cunt melon

by neodevon555 February 20, 2011

Cunt-ment

A person who bitches and complains on the internet

"Ugh she is such a cunt-ment sometimes."

by SammiShadows October 18, 2013

Cunt Melon

Somebody who won't get off your ass, but still doesn't know what they're talking about.

"Man, my dad is such a cunt melon."
"HAHAHAHAHAHA"

by CuntMelon April 15, 2012

cunt for men

Poisoning someone's sandwich.
As a word as concise, hate-encapsulating as cunt that works for men is nonexistant, poisoning someone's sandwich is a perfect replacement for using the word.

- God. How I hate him. I want to call him out, but there's no equivalent of cunt for men!
- Cunt for men, huh? I saw something about this on CollegeHumor. Just poison his sandwich, it's the same.

by Sire Lorenz April 17, 2016

cunt in men's clothing

There are 2 definitions:

1. A man who acts like "a woman" by demonstrating typically female characteristics.
2. A woman (i.e., a lesbian) who dresses like a man.

Elgin was acting so passive-aggressive and manipulative, he was being a real cunt in men's clothing.
Betty, the bull dyke, just stepped out of the Men's Wearhouse in a new wool suit, looking just like a cunt in men's clothing.

by Appsguy September 25, 2007

cunt for men

Poisoning someone's sandwich.

I hate john so much. He deserves such a cunt for men.

by Josh Williamsburg June 15, 2016