after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.
bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."
guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.
guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.
guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
by mascow March 15, 2016
George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!
"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date
by Choking Victim December 04, 2006
A guy, that never has sex, and you can see by the sexual tension on his face, that he masturbates a lot.
by YanTales September 23, 2008
the kid in school who wears the same black pants to school every day which are crusted in cumstains.
by ben thurston December 07, 2008
A cumstain that:
1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large
1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large
by Experienced Cumlord July 08, 2023
by sydnayandbirdie September 07, 2015
by unitinu May 11, 2024