the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing

guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil

by mascow July 26, 2016

Cumstain McGoo

George W. Bush, the man who likes to masturbate over killing them godamn evil-doers in towels.
Damn their cultural differences, that's not American!

"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
-George W. Bush aka Cumstain McGoo, unknown date

by Choking Victim December 6, 2006

Cumstain Charlie

A guy, that never has sex, and you can see by the sexual tension on his face, that he masturbates a lot.

"I really hope,that that cumstain Charlie has a gun in his pants!"

by YanTales November 3, 2008

cumstain kid

the kid in school who wears the same black pants to school every day which are crusted in cumstains.

cumstain kid received an intense "sneaky fitzgerald" from me 2nd period

by ben thurston December 17, 2008

Cumstain of Death

A cumstain that:

1. Lands on a material that you can't get it out of.
2. Is really noticeable
3. Is exceptionably large

"Oh fuck I aimed wrong, and now I have to deal with a cumstain of death"

by Experienced Cumlord July 7, 2023

cumstain mcgee

someone that's being a real dick

"shut the fuck up Cumstain McGee!

by sydnayandbirdie October 24, 2015

cumstain

the term used to describe a girlfriend or boyfriend who was used mainly for sex.

Well now that they broke up, shes just a cumstain. Maybe I should hook up with her next, then ditch her after Ive finished.

by falconpunchdude April 5, 2011