cumshooter

a dick who shoots out cum

"yo you got a huge cumshooter my man"
"yeah this glock bout to impregnate thousands of girls"

by geoom January 28, 2022

cuntshitterous

A derogatory term for a close friend, pal, or acquaintance. Often used when bro or cuntass have already been said, the speaker may use 'cuntshitterous' to outdo a friend who has already used a form of "cunt" in his or her greeting.

Despite a derogatory nature, 'cuntshitterous' is even considered a term of endearment amongst fellow bros.

Jarrod: "Brosephalopod, why didn't you come? Your ass was cuntin' around instead of broing it up at my party!"

Paul: "Seriously, cuntshitterous, your cuntass should've been there."

Marin: "Awwwww TITS! I'm lame as fuck. I should've come."

by Jarrod E November 18, 2007

Cum Shitter

A derogatory slur used to undermine and invalidate predominantly male homosexual relationships and / or Sodomites.

"Hey Cum Shitter! Is it June already?"

by Paul Johnstar June 1, 2024

Cumquitters

Anytime a man tries to have sex with am extremely gorgeous girl. They leave themselves to cum very quickly and, internally it is because in the last ten seconds they have instantaneously enjoyed sex and then gone so far as to acknowledge, with no further knowledge, that they are not able to "have the girl". They mentally give up by telling themselves that they cannot have the girl. In consequence, extremely pretty girls go to bed at 3pm in the afternoon and sleep excessively through Valentine's Day quitting on every cumming again. It is a full circle notion, leading back to the statement of another popular societal mantra that Pretty Girls do kill, its just in unique ways.

That cumquitter moved to BC to get me out of his head. Well hes blue balls to me then.

Any pretty girl - I think I might have to go back to my ex-boyfriend
Any friend- You can't he was totally abusive in the end.

Any pretty girl - Yeah its been a year I just havent been able to find anyone who can last longer than two minutes. Theyre all cumquitters

Any girl- that guy just ghosted me
Any friend - shit seriously?!?!?!!!!! But you just had a shitty relationship *in the past year
Any girl - Yeah I think Im quitting on cumming ever again. He already cumquit on me, so we'll just cumquit on ourself.

by Allmensuck May 6, 2018

cumcritter

a baby

Girl 1: People who don't have kids are on vacation 24/7

Girl 2: It ain't my fault that you chose to birth a cumcritter

by Thatgirlie December 5, 2025

Deceitful Cuntshitter

Noun: One rare enough to only lie about the cunts he eats in and shits out on the daily.

Todd: you wouldn't believe the the size of cunt I just scarfed...im bout to shit a phat case of cunt out my ass!!
Boss: No, Todd...I believe you're a real genuine Deceitful Cuntshitter.

by Huthost February 26, 2023