Calories

Little tiny monsters that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter each night.

Kendall knew she shouldn't have eaten the cheese fries, as the calories would get revenge for it.

by Monfoo May 8, 2017

three calories

Extremely small breasts. Derived from "tic tacs," one and a half calories each times two. (see also "tic tacs")

"That chick aint got no kinda titties! She only got three calories n shit!"

by jonbeazles August 23, 2004

burn calories

the healthy way of having sex.

another way of saying "having sex"

Ashley and KD like to burn calories.

by BritAnnGreen February 13, 2009

clories

Great godess of war, pending doom and destruction

Clories struck her pending doom on her subjects, forcing them to bow deeply to her

by orchidszengarden May 18, 2006

empty calories

A phrase used when the food or beverage offered will not induce inebriation or intoxication. For example, brownies or cookies without marijuana, or a non-alcoholic drink.

Man #1: Hey, want a brownie?
Man #2: That depends, are they "special"?
Man #1: ...No, just delicious.
Man #2: No thanks, empty calories.

by domotomoarigatou November 1, 2009

burning calories

1. any good performance

1. That fiddle player, last night, was really burnin' calories.

by otay May 20, 2005

burning calories

1. in a state of high anxiety.
2. having a nervous physical habit.
3. indication of a really good game or
good performance in a game.

1.Oh man, I've gotta give this speech tomorrow, and, man, I AM burning calories.
2. She was really burning calories, swingin' her leg all through dinner.
3. Winning score was 16 to 15, we were
burning calories!!

by otay May 21, 2005