cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.

Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!

by Fedex1220 March 10, 2016

OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt

A variation of cum guzzling thunder cunt made to be even more insulting by adding the fact that you work on OBT (Orange Bolssom Trl. in Orlando) which is know around Central FL for it's vast numbers of prostitutes

Kid 1: Dude your such a douche!
Kid 2: Well, your a cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 1: Your an OBT cum guzzling thunder cunt
Kid 2:............

by CarbonTheory June 01, 2009

crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt

A girl who is a huge THOT through out the work area.

Bill: your a crusty cum guzzling thunder cunt !

by Goblinqueen March 09, 2017

cum cunt

A person that enjoys ejecting milk out of their sausage into people's boot(ies).

"You cum cunt!" said your mom

by bigdickincorporated January 07, 2022

Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory

John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt

by Deadpool35 April 09, 2019

Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.

*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*

by sgfminecraft00 October 07, 2017

Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.

“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”

by Rihannanourt November 10, 2019