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cumupins

he makes cumupins like 5 times a day..i think hes lonely
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cumupins

he makes cumupins like 5 times a day..i think hes lonely
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cumuppance

Your "just deserts" for sexual irresponsibilty, such as contracting an STD, getting pregnant, etc.
One should either always use condoms or practice abstinence, so as to avoid unexpected cumuppances.
by QuacksO April 7, 2019
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Cumupits

When you give oral copulation and the person ejects in your mouth or on your face in the morning, this makes cumupits the breakfast of champions.
by FauxFamous July 18, 2011
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cumup

The gag reflex that happens post giving a blow job.
After I blew my husbands brains out I couldn’t control the cumup.
by TTheGoat February 19, 2021
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