by Mr T April 23, 2005

by LegitimateBiscuit September 3, 2017

It’s made by sticking sausages up a bum
Spin your sausage like rotisserie
Then we start the jizzery
This is called Cum Bum Yum Yum
Spin your sausage like rotisserie
Then we start the jizzery
This is called Cum Bum Yum Yum
by LoganTheWhitleyite March 12, 2025

by B.ucum August 26, 2021

A human who's life is devoted to cumming or obtaining cum. Cum has consumed this person and they have given up everything for cum.
Guy 1: Bro I used to like Sarah but she's just a cum bum now.
Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!
Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!
Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.
Guy 2: Dude I know she drained me last week!
Mom: Gary I caught Billy passed out in the bathroom covered in cum!
Dad: Yeah he's a cum bum now.
by Urbandictionary6911 June 16, 2022

BUM CUM:
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.
Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)
Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).
Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).
Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).
Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.
Step: 6 Enjoy!
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
