Cullen 

Ugly, Unsuccessful with women and men, interested in men. Unliked by all, extremly small pin dick, Involved in some kind of sport. Usually footbal. Likes to use dildos for anal purposes. Do Not Date a guy Called Cullen

Teachers, School students. Cullen

Cullen by Why Hello There :) October 23, 2009

Cullen 

An amazing guy that anybody would be lucky to be with. Aside from his amazing looks and awesome athletic hobbying, he will make you feel like you're the only person in his world. You'd be lucky to be with him for even two seconds

Ex.: Man, i wish my boyfriend was more of a Cullen.

Cullen by usayrockisayroll October 22, 2008

Cullen 

A Cullen is a crotchety old geezer that lives in the overgrown foothills of West Virginia. A Cullen has a tendency of defending his caverns with a strong smelling excretion that secretes through the anus. Cullens are known to prey on smaller creatures when they are hangry. The only identifiable marks that we hold on records is the reports of hikers seeing a hairy back tattoo walking through the woods, and the lingering smell of musk and pipe tobacco. Cullen’s were though to be extinct until Wetherford T. Shittytit saw one in 1847.

A wild Cullen came into my yard and wiped his ass with my cat.

Cullen by Dickylongcockings November 11, 2017

Cullen 

To creepily watch/stalk someone, generally someone with whom one is in a relationship, systematically removing them from other friendships in an attempt to render them utterly incapable of independent action.

A: Don't look now, but I think Dave is watching you from the bushes.

B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.

A: He's totally Cullening you.

Cullen by thebestlunchtableever February 16, 2010

Cullen 

Conducting informal reconnaissance in an unintentional manner.

My cousin and my girlfriend were Cullen all up on my Facebook.

Cullen by Captain Sparkle October 6, 2012

Cullen 

(n)A fictional character from a teen novel whose fame is ill won.
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.

See Also; Sparkly Vampire

I want to marry a Cullen!

Cullen by Kore-wa Watashi-desu February 25, 2009

Cullen 

Real Version: Terrifying creature of the night who hunts humans and sucks their blood.

Twishite Version: Sparkly fruit who may or may not fall in love with a human whose arteries are full of his personal crack.

Is the word Cullen enough for you?

Cullen by [Name Lost] April 16, 2010