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Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
Pronunciation: cock-'tas-tik
Etymology: Middle French & Late Latin; Middle French cocktastique, from Late Latin cocktasticus.
1 a : incredibly good, providing pleasure or joy similar to the one a cock produces
2 : marked by extravagant prominence of a cock
3 incredibly good: EXCELLENT, SUPERLATIVE <a cocktastic meal>
- cock·tas·ti·cal·i·ty /(")cok-"tas-t&-'ka-l&-tE, f&n-/ noun
- cock·tas·ti·cal·ness /-'cok-t&-k&l-n&s/ noun
EXAMPLE 1
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
Ron: And therefore we can see how I, on the basis of my strategy and hard work alone, have boosted the company sales by 150% in the last month.
CEO: Ron, you're a cocktastic asset in this company. I will recommend the wage raise board to approve you a juicy payrise.
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EXAMPLE 2
Student: Will you impeach Bush, Mr. Kerry?
Policeman: Shut up, commie kid!
*policeman generously tasers commie student*
Kerry: Dear oh dear, that was a cocktastic way to deal with such a complex issue.
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Get the fucktastical mug.The religion of Cultastic; founded sometime in the early 21st Century by enigmatic leader Rollsy, and his band of devout followers.
Cultasticans practice Cultasticism by devotion to "the 5 Ways", and come from a diverse background.
Cultastic has spread to the four corners of the globe, with reported income to be in the high hundreds of dollars each year.
Cultasticans practice Cultasticism by devotion to "the 5 Ways", and come from a diverse background.
Cultastic has spread to the four corners of the globe, with reported income to be in the high hundreds of dollars each year.
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