flava crystals

The white crust of dried spit that gathers in the corners of ones mouth, a la Flava Flav.

Did you watch flavor of love last week? He had the flava crystals kickin!

by Chris Jke March 24, 2008

cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth

This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals

by yehowyada February 6, 2018

Muff Crystals

Dried up vaginal juice that can be smoked, eaten, or snorted.

I've got some heady muff crystals, wanna snort 'em?

by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009

Piss crystals

The accumulated solids from dried piss. Often found on extremely neglected toilets, or more rarely, in unwashed bodily crevices.

I lifted the seat, and the rim was glistening with piss crystals.

by Mousetower March 4, 2011

Moon Crystals

Moon Crystals..also known as Methamphetamine is a harmful drug..but appeals unharmful to Crystal Meth heads.Moon Crystals are smoked out of a glass pipe also known as a Glass Dick. You can also snort Moon Crystals threw your nose. Moon Crystals last for about 14 hours and have many after affects such as sketchyness, sketchanioya, and loss of weight and appitite.

i better stop smoking these moon crystals..i have to sleep tonight!

by Half Gone Lil' Red June 5, 2005

poo crystals

when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.

"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"

by barakus May 1, 2006

Pussy Crystals

The white crust aftermath left on your dick when done with sex.

Dude, we had sex like 4 hours ago and I still have pussy crystals on my dick.

by Leisuretron... August 17, 2012