Couch Crusader

Someone who vehemently supports a cause on social media but does not do anything that requires a physical presence or effort.

Guy 1: Did you see Bethany's tweet last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, I invited her to the environmental rally but she said she was busy.

Guy 1: What a couch crusader.

by PseudoSocial June 16, 2018

Crusader Crazies

The most loyal, dedicated, and loudest fans in the world of highschool sports. They are fans of the Bergen Catholic Crusaders in Oradell NJ. Home of the best student-athletes in NJ. They paint their entire bodies before every football game and no one would ever be dumb enough to cross them. Their main rivals are the Don Bosco fans, who are not nearly as good. Even though they are great guys when it comes to game time they are vicious and ruthless fans willing to do whatever they can for their team.

I can't wait to go to bergen and become part of the Crusader Crazies.

by ultralaxer4 June 7, 2011

Cradle Crusader

A Cradle Crusader is a person who regularly attempts to procreate with members of the opposite sex who are typically between the ages of 15-17.

Dude, he is a true cradle crusader!

by Dante and Randall June 20, 2011

Crusade

When you go out and eliminate all thots in the area/country/world

Let’s go on a crusade to rid the world of thots

by Ryan Buttersworth August 4, 2019

crusading

The futile act of relentlessly arguing a position to a person or audience, knowing they have already rejected it. Often the goal is not to convince anyone, but to antagonize dissenters, congratulate oneself for excellent arguing, or perhaps to instigate an entertaining or damning reaction.

"Should I even talk to my mom about climate change? Nah... that would be pointless crusading."

"I was up til 4am crusading for trans rights on conservative Twitter. You should see the screenshots."

"No crusading in the comments, guys."

by Kickflipper November 9, 2018

Cryshades

A normal shades used when crying to hide the teary eyes. mostly used by celebrities to hide the pain in them.

A:Why is she wearing a shades during a funeral service in chapel?
B: It's her cryshades. she is using it to hide her true feelings.

by leoguy December 26, 2010

channel crusader

Someone who reads conversation from many text channels in order to catch up in conversation. Mainly people who aren't online very often, and feel the need to catch up. Sometimes channel crusaders reply to messages from previous conversation, whether the conversation was made months or weeks ago.

I just added Tim to the server, why did they read and react to each channel?? This mfers a channel crusader.

by PxlGuuse July 23, 2023