Cranioanalectomy

Surgical removal of ones head from their ass. This outpatient procedure can help improve ones general view of reality if done before the condition becomes permanent.

He had his head up his ass so long his outlook had become crappy, then his wife read about a miracle cure for the condition know as the Cranioanalectomy.

by Pappy11x4 December 31, 2016

cryign

A word used by members of a fandom to express deep emotion. The word originally came from fangirls (and occasionally fanboys), misspelling "crying" because they were too upset over something. Now the word does not just apply to sadness, but to awe, excitement, frustration, anger, and admiration as well.

"OH MY GOSH, LOOK AT THE PURE CINNAMON ROLL! I'M CRYIGN!"
"LOOK HOW PURE HE IS! I'M CRYIGN OVER HIS INNOCENCE!!"

by bambikippen August 1, 2017

Richard Cranium

A dick head. Richard=Dick, Cranium=Head. Therefore, Richard Cranium

(Guy gets wine spilled on him from Richard Cranium) "Dude, you're such a fuckin Richard Cranium!"
dick head dickhead richard ass hole prick sherlock dumb

by Jay-T27 November 11, 2012

Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

craniorectal inversion

A condition in which a person has their head stuck up their ass.

"He's such a dipshit. He suffers from craniorectal inversion."

by Chicka Nuts October 23, 2007

Cranial

Another term for being way too fucked up off a substance.

Jake: Yo, you good bro?

Joey: Yeahhh I'm good but this weed got me Cranial right now.

by RealJay January 4, 2021

cranial rectosis

condition. person that has their head up their ass.

"My boss has cranial rectosis"

by enchanted1 October 9, 2003