tubby custard

one of the two foods (along with tubby toast) eaten by the Teletubbies.

"Hey Dipsy, gimme some of that tubby custard before I kick your face."

by Juan Ricardo Benitez III November 3, 2008

lt.custard

a beautiful, beautiful man, as well as talented streamer and waffler.

“lt.custard is the best streamer.”

by BanditMain_ October 22, 2020

Fish Fingers and Custard

The only food that the Eleventh Doctor (Matt Smith) likes after regenerating. Amelia Pond has this in her freezer, and the Doctor finds it only after he tried almost every other food in Amelia's house.

I need... I need... I need... Fish Fingers and Custard!

by heyitsyouknowwho November 29, 2011

Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas

'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'

by BombDogged October 4, 2016

carpet custard

the semi-dry gelatinous goo found on the floor by your other half's PC, usually amongst the crumpled tissues.

wtf's all that carpet custard doing there? I just cleaned this fucking floor you wanker!

by UKP August 21, 2010

Custard Gannet

A frequent user of the drug wordCake, so called because cake pills are yellow and notably larger than other drugs in pill form.

On the cake again, you custard gannet!

by Drusillus July 9, 2006

guzzle your custard

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

by savannahman March 18, 2010