Crispy hippie

A hippie that has been tasered into submission.

Hippie 1: I said "What's so funny about peace, love and understanding?" Then he tased me. When I regained consciousness I was in the gladiator pen at the LA County lockup with a yellow post-it note on my chest that said 'Crispy Hippie.'

Hippie 2: Let's go have a big bowl of crunchy granola.

by BcozTheNite March 28, 2008

crustylicious

Someone who's ghetto/ratchet af and may or may not have been deflowered at the town dump.

Sonia: what's foreplay???
Karina: idk bxtch ask slim shady, she's pretty crustylicious.

by big dollers October 22, 2012

Ja'Crispy

A nick name / pet name used for the celebrity comedian Sal Vulcano. It is mentioned in multiple episodes of Impactical Jokers.

Joe: "Hey Ja'Crispy lemme see that Jaden Smith tattoo"
Sal: *falls down laughing*

by Steelers Fan June 25, 2018

Crusty Sock

An old sock filled with so much dried semen it has become crusty, mainly found in teenage boys rooms.
Also might be filled with lotion

"Yo dude, while you were in the bathroom, I uh... um, found a crusty sock in your drawer"
"Shit I forgot about that!

by iheartthecregg September 22, 2020

Crispy Motherfucker

Someone who can be classified as an asshole that gets roasted through the 6th dimension.

Popularized by Youtuber Mythymoo as an insult towards another Youtuber, Kevox.

Dellado: Hey Myth, look at this play i just made
Myth: Is it good?
Dellado: Yes!
Myth: Stop lying to me you crispy motherfucker, the only good play you have ever made was getting into America, and you still have scars from that day

by DomTheDomo October 20, 2016

Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.

My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!

by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021

Bitches so crusty

A term attributed to girls who make you feel as though you should be wearing a mind condom. It is usually used after a girl has done something vile like had an affair, or it may be used after shes said something ignorant.

Friend: Dude what happened between you and Lisa?
You: Bitches so crusty.

by T.Tipsy January 11, 2012