crinkly wink

crinkly wink: a view of someone's anus, particularly if puckered shut and resembling an asterisk (*). (KRIN-kul-lee WINK)(n)

"Yuck! Dude bent over in the locker room and I got a crinkly wink; how do I unsee that? Damn, now I need eyebleach."

by The_Real_Terry September 13, 2020

Crunkely

A general feeling of illness, crappiness, or complete and utter shite.

"David didn't want to go to the party with his friends because he felt so crunkely."

by Crunkmaster 3000 January 5, 2021

Skrunkly Little Scrimblo Crunkler

A skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler is another way to say skrunkly, just longer.

Person 1: Dude, your cat is such a skrunkly little scrimblo crunkler.
Person 2: I know, right?!

by caat_enthusiast July 8, 2023

Crunky Tonk

Style of music mixing Honky Tonk with large quantities of booze

"Crank that Crunky Tonk up! I'm fixin' to cut a rug!"

by MarkyCrunkA September 28, 2009

Crunklecunt

A more wrinkled and haggard version of camel toe.
Absolute grotesque wrinkled form seen under the cloth covering the pubic region of a female caused by abnormal lip growth.

That aerobics instructor had the worst crunklecunt I have ever seen. I wanted to take an iron to it, or leave it pressed between a few dictionary's for a month.

by G. Smiley January 15, 2011

Crunklesprouts

This is the sort of word that comes after yankidoodle or glockenspiel and is greatly superior to any other. Use this word as a long word to impress friends and probably leave them wondering if they're extremely stupid or if they just have a hearing problem. WARNING: USING THIS WORD WILL USUALLY RESULT IN THE LISTENER REPLYING 'Wha?' OR QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY.

Crunklesprouts: word that will usually blow friend or enemy's mind and most of the time leave them gawking at you for lengthy periods of time

Bob: Hey, you know crunklesprouts can really help yankidoodles congregate
Bob's nemesis: waahhhhhh? (Questions self stupidity)
Bob: (taps his nose twice with index finger, winks and walks away smiling to himself, usually resulting in a heroic pose and explosion in the background)

by Malfoy2017 July 27, 2017

crunkled

So crazy drunk that you've become crippled.

Dude, I was so crunkled last night that I couldn't get off the couch to go out.

by Casper64 October 14, 2006