Crump

When Donald Trump says something so appalling you crap yourself.

I crumped myself after hearing the GOP primaries

by GC42 August 11, 2016

crumping

worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.

crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways

by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005

Crumped

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped

by The ‘High’ Cleric February 27, 2020

Crump

A rather large crap. Can be used in any context.

Did you see that crump that Sheila took the other night? It was humongous

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Crump

A young individual that gets beaten by his father.

That guy is a crump.

by Proffessor itilect September 27, 2022

crumping

To lick a persons anus hole.

Andy has been crumping that girls bum hole all day!

by spongebob12345 March 12, 2008

crump

A slang medical term indicating that a patient's medical condition is rapidly worsening. See also: circling the drain.

I gotta run to room 3815--my patient is starting to crump!

That patient with the stroke is crumping--we better call the family!

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004