Crump

When Donald Trump says something so appalling you crap yourself.

I crumped myself after hearing the GOP primaries

by GC42 March 06, 2016

crumping

worst dancing in the world. made from the new gen. hip-pop and needs no skill what so ever to do.

crumper: man im hiphop
bboy: man your hippop
crumper: ohh yea i am hippop, i know nothing of hipHOP and its orgins, thanks man
bboy: no problem you suck anyways

by iloveyoubabycakes May 13, 2005

Crump

A young individual that gets beaten by his father.

That guy is a crump.

by Proffessor itilect September 27, 2022

Crump

A rather large crap. Can be used in any context.

Did you see that crump that Sheila took the other night? It was humongous

by Grandpa Olives February 09, 2023

Crumped

The act of being hit so hard space distorts

Jock 1: Did you hear about Jock 3?
Jock 2: What happened?
Jock 1: Dude got crumped

by The ‘High’ Cleric February 28, 2020

crumping

To lick a persons anus hole.

Andy has been crumping that girls bum hole all day!

by spongebob12345 March 12, 2008

crump

A slang medical term indicating that a patient's medical condition is rapidly worsening. See also: circling the drain.

I gotta run to room 3815--my patient is starting to crump!

That patient with the stroke is crumping--we better call the family!

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004