Crumpled

A term forged by the G-Block to comprehend the state of mind occuring after sippin on a lil something and firing up a blunt or two in tha whip. Getting cumpled leads to a cross buzz never felt before. Crumpleness is not recommended for lightweights or for pussy ass ho's who can't handle the G-Block style. Bitches.

Yo doggy, I got so crumple last night I gave this Dick to Patty Knoll and Cough at the same time.

by Dizzle February 27, 2004

crumpler

n. (krum-pler)

A very sweet, sexy move that the ladies are sure to enjoy. Simply put: the ring and pinkie fingers in the butt hole, the index finger in the vagina. Its way more pleasurable than the shocker (so I've heard) because it leaves your index finger free to flex and gives some serious backdoor penetration at the same time.

"I hit that girl with the crumpler last night and she loved it!"

by Brosti December 28, 2005

Crumpler

A sexual act that simulates 'crumpling' your girl. It it performed by putting the female's legs over the male's shoulders then inserting the penis into any orfice. Next the male 'walks' up onto his toes so that the only body parts touching the bed or floor are his toes and the back of her head. If performed right it should resemble an act of rape.

I met this nice political activist bitch last night and didn't agree with her views so when we got back to my place I put her in the crumpler.

by Shrub Master C October 3, 2008

Crumpled

Fucked her pussy

I crumpled this bitch last night bro

by Cooldude1770 November 27, 2018

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

Aaven Crumpler

Aaven Crumpler is the definition of L-Manz. He likes to curse even tho he shouldn’t and acts gay when he isn’t. He also is rude and annoying but sometimes funny.

“Aaven Crumpler is so annoying!” “That’s what I’m saying!”

by Quake626 July 28, 2022

Shahaad crumpler

Shahaad is a sexy beast of the wild
He is a rizzer and has very good sex menuvers

Shahaad crumpler his a very small but wide penis and weighs 5 tons

by Beau sexias November 19, 2023