Cruickshank

A very unattractive human being

You are such a cruickshank. you sure are.

by chris555555555 April 9, 2009

crookshank

an adjective to describe a generally disagreeable "tramp" that MAY soon be redeemed. Like that chick in "A River Runs Through It" after she said "Norman's not funny."

If she doesn't "make amends" then she's just a crookshank whore.

Fuck 'er, 'damn crookshank whore

by Davo... May 9, 2008

cruckshank

A creature of dubious sexual persuasion, usually to be found loitering an a corby night club known as 'Vision'

Mating habits consist of buying persons of the same sex a drink, in the hope of..
A: Getting Some.
B: Having someone to talk/drool/grunt at.

Oi, Jason! you is me best mate, can I stand next to you please?

by Mysterious bloke January 6, 2005

Crushank

The word derives from an amalgamation of the acts of crying, shitting and wanking which, are performed simultaneously. The outcome of this act is a sensory and emotional overload (sic).

N.B. Acheiving a state of equilibrium amongst the three sensations experienced during a crushank takes some practice to achieve but once mastered, the subject may experience a state of nirvana.

"Shaxy read that book about Buddha and how he reached the higher plane through consistent crushanking and sought to emulate his most beloved mentor. He spent the next decade ferevently mastering the art of Crushank."

by Bojan June 26, 2008

Cruikshanked

A massive political defeat. Named after the California politician John Cruikshank, who waged a unwinnable race against a popular incumbent.

He has no idea what he's getting into. This election will end up with him being Cruikshanked.

by TH Political Memes March 6, 2024

Crookshanks

A very cute orange cat that is quite fluffy. She is from the harry potter series and belongs to Hermione granger.

Crookshanks pounced up onto the old arm chair and curled up next to me.

by Laila_Green445 September 11, 2021

Crookshanked

When a person is deemed to be bad at something and they go to the extremes to prove themselves, resulting in failure and proving their lack of said skill

Thomas got so mad he didn't make the swim team that he crookshanked their first practice by swimming laps, resulting in the lifeguard having to save him.

by trei3 July 20, 2024