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useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless
Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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crotch rocket

sport bike very fast 200+ mph , 0-60 in under 3 seconds , 1/4 mile in ~10 seconds , and gets chicks like nothing
Yo that crotch rocket get hoes !
by sandguy April 4, 2003
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crotch rocket

a Crotch rocket has taken on several definitions:

1) a very fast motor cycle, either foreign or domestic that one must lean forward on while riding thus making it look like a rocket is being stratled between ones legs.

2) an erection so hard that it can be somewhat painful due to the extreme arousal or amount of blood in the penis.

3) a vibrator, usually metallic or metallic in color.
1) like my crotch rocket? i pay more in insurance per month than the payments of the bike itself!

2) certain erection giving pills can give men 4 hour long crotch rockets.

3) my friend got a new crotch rocket from the adult novelty store.
by GayManAlpha August 3, 2007
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fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio
jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !
by motorcycleking April 4, 2003
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An exceptionally powerful, lightweight, and maneuverable state-of-the-art motorcycle completely opposite in everyway to bikes built in America.
What do you mean by get a "real" bike?REAL unreliable, expensive, under-powered, heavy, unresponsive, unrefined or do you mean the only REAL chance a fat old man like you could pick-up chicks?
by kctR1 July 17, 2003
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Sabertooth Crotchcricket

Another name for Pubic Lice or Crabs.
Or to insult someone who is extremely hairy or u just dont like!
by Mike Vaughan February 2, 2004
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Crotch Rocket Asshole

Crotch Rocket Asshole believes that they own the road (which is directly contrary to Mustang Asshole), and have the fastest bike on the planet. Crotch Rocket Asshole weaves in and out of traffic, ignoring every traffic law that every other citizen has to obey. Crotch Rocket Asshole often pops wheelies in the middle of the street, which (I guess) only impresses Crotch Rocket Asshole’s underage girlfriend.

Crotch Rocket asshole is easily identifiable. Besides the obvious bike identification, Crotch Rocket Asshole often wears a gay leather jacket and pants combo that color match their bike, and often has a gay rubber Mohawk attached on top of their helmet. In reality, Crotch Rocket Asshole would never have the balls to sport a REAL mohawk in a million years. Crappy, faded, tribal armband and/or barb wire tattoos often adorn Crotch Rocket Asshole’s arm.

Crotch Rocket Asshole often uses their bike as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the bike, and ignore the downsides of Crotch Rocket Asshole (namely the fact that the bike is their only means of transportation).

One can only hope that Crotch Rocket Asshole gets the shit beat out of them by Harley Rider.

See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible “asshole” personality combinations.
Stan: "Crotch Rocket Asshole passed me up on the road today doing 90 in a school zone while popping a wheelie"

Ted: "I bet you were driving in front of a high school, wern't you?"

Stan: "Yeah, how did you know THAT?"

Ted: "30-year old Crotch Rocket Asshole was showing off and scamming for babes."
by mad genius December 7, 2010
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