crotch it

when you're riding in a car with a drink in your hand and you have nowhere to set it down, so you put it in your crotch so you don't have to hang on to it anymore.

"I had nowhere to put my drink so i had to crotch it so i could smoke a cigarette."

by Mike C. February 3, 2005

crotches

the part of the human body between the legs where they join the torso.

Tawfi2’s crotches are the best said Saja.

by Tawfiq loves saja August 1, 2018

crotch

Where men congregate at a bar or club. The “cool guy” corner.

Look at all of those Chipsters and Chads hanging in the crotch of the Sports Corner Grill after the Cubs game!

by Blond Amazon July 16, 2007

crotch!

A Northumbria University RAG team gesture as described bellow...

The idea of a crotch is quite simple- it merely involves the thrusting of the crotchal region into someone else while yelling "CROTCH!"

This may be performed at any time, place or occasion. Whether it is due to an innate desire to flirt or say hello, let someone feel your genetalia or merely an expression of goodwill, this craze is here to stay.

(Team 3 Leader creeps up behind team 3 member...creeping is optional but not necessary)

"CROTCH!"

Team 3 member responds...

"awww what..."

by rockvj April 19, 2007

crotch

A verb meaning to force mid section in the general direction of someone's face. Commonly happens in awkward public transit situations where one is standing and someone else is seated near to them.

While riding a bus to the restaurant, I had a young man's midsection thrust into my face. I had been decidedly crotched.

by natalie Sept September 10, 2007

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

crotch

To crotch is to hide contraband, usually drug related, in a prison inmate's vagina. Past tense is crotched. British prison slang.

I'm gunna crotch my jellies and some H before they search me at intake, maybe they won't find it this time, yeah?

by Tribade June 28, 2008