crotch rocket

A machine that sits in the garage during the winter months in most states in the U.S.
Since it was wet outside, Donny had to drive his Geo Metro to work instead of his crotch rocket.
by axaxyup October 22, 2003
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a motorcycle, designed in such a fashion as to give the rider the sensation of flying like superman, with the ability to accelerate fast enough to rival a rocket, and contain it all in a package small enough to fit in your crotch.
zx9-r, zx10-r, zx12r, yzf-r1, gsxr1000, gsxr1300, cbr1000, cbr1100XX...
by darylict July 23, 2004
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sport bike very fast 200+ mph , 0-60 in under 3 seconds , 1/4 mile in ~10 seconds , and gets chicks like nothing
Yo that crotch rocket get hoes !
by sandguy April 05, 2003
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crotch rocket

a Crotch rocket has taken on several definitions:

1) a very fast motor cycle, either foreign or domestic that one must lean forward on while riding thus making it look like a rocket is being stratled between ones legs.

2) an erection so hard that it can be somewhat painful due to the extreme arousal or amount of blood in the penis.

3) a vibrator, usually metallic or metallic in color.
1) like my crotch rocket? i pay more in insurance per month than the payments of the bike itself!

2) certain erection giving pills can give men 4 hour long crotch rockets.

3) my friend got a new crotch rocket from the adult novelty store.
by GayManAlpha July 07, 2007
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fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio

jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !
by motorcycleking April 05, 2003
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An exceptionally powerful, lightweight, and maneuverable state-of-the-art motorcycle completely opposite in everyway to bikes built in America.
What do you mean by get a "real" bike?REAL unreliable, expensive, under-powered, heavy, unresponsive, unrefined or do you mean the only REAL chance a fat old man like you could pick-up chicks?
by kctR1 July 18, 2003
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A rocket with two wheels, one of which is often not on the ground due to high power/weight ratio, that you straddle and zoom all around slow moving boxes on wheels.
Suzuki Gixxer 750, Gixxer 1000, Honda CBR 929 RR, Yamaha R1, Ninja, Hayabusa
by zoom zoom September 01, 2004
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