crossen

A man who is so sexually deprived that he must resort to engaging in sexual acts with transgender males.

Did you see that crossen last night? There is no doubt that was a dude!

by johnny ddddd December 14, 2008

crossaint

Carl Wheezers best line since when u didnt born yet

Are you gonna finish that Crossaint?

by Pooyo Pooyo November 11, 2017

Crossnet

The combination of your childhood recess game four square and volleyball.

Trying to play four square? Nah bro let's play crossnet.

by jasonamro6 April 16, 2019

Chris Crossen

The marriage between the donkey from Shrek and a bridge troll. The donkey’s government name is Chris and the troll’s last name is crossen

Hot mama: omg do u see that ugly guy
Millie B B : yeah he’s the son of flop Chris Crossen #ewmoment

by meavagemary May 17, 2022

CROSSIANT

it was a big meme that died

AHHH YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY CROSSIANT

by Evaaaaa123432 October 28, 2019

crossbones real

One of the nicest people on the planet. He’s a very supportive and amazing friend. He’s funny, relatable, and just a good person in general. He respects all your opinions and is just an amazing person.

Crossbones real is the most supportive person on the planet!

by EveFNBR February 9, 2021

Cursed Crossaint

Now that you’re here, let’s go back to the Dust Bowl conspiracy theory. I’ve only created this definition to relay an encrypted message to those who are still actively researching this brain buster. First off the system is bonkers — the measures the government has taken to cover up this dust bowl is unreal. They had the ability to move around natural resources to organically CREATE a dust bowl.. I mean think about it. No WAY that much dust would have accumulated on its own without any help. Second off isn’t it ironic the dust bowl didn’t have any effect on Washington DC? Woodrow Wilson was just a criminal in pantaloons. Before he was president, he was arrested for insider possum trading. Anyone care? No. Anyone even discuss the lives that were tragically lost to the dust bowl? Nope. Do you even know anyone who ever questioned the validity of this “disaster”? Nope.. because they’ve all conveniently disappeared. We are teaching our children to mindlessly accept history books and move on. Sorry, not my kid. My kid will QUESTION every natural disaster, because it doesn’t add up. If you don’t see any other definitions from me, it’s because I’m stuck in a bakery.

Dust Bowl Investigator: “hey is this where we meet to discuss the logistics of the DB scandal? Testing cursed croissant 123”
****silence****** cursed crossaint
Rosie O’Donnell: “I was just looking up croissants and this came up”

by YungCassper28 April 6, 2019