Crosby sweater

The sexual act of watching a pens game while drinking beer and eating snacks (pretzels,chex mix,pizza) and if Crosby scores or ruins the game you then vomit the tasty mixture onto your partners chest much like the "Crosby sweater" only not as colorful.

Crosby lost the puck and ruined the game so i gave Jeff Reed a Crosby sweater.

by NickiMinaj November 21, 2010

crosby sneak

Adjective: to leave a party to make out with a stranger.

"I haven't seen Amanda in 20 minutes, she must of did the Crosby Sneak."

by M0nkeybuTt December 8, 2015

Crosby High School

A High School In Waterbury , CT Where Once you Walk in , You Instanly Get Robbed For You Food Stamps And Catch A STDs

Only Thots Go To Crosby High School

Ew , You Go to Crosby High School ?

by DahXSwervo March 17, 2017

sidney crosby rookie season

An excuss that say NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman is not giving the Pittsburgh Penguins special treatment. After all, Crosby did have 100+ penalty minutes

Red Wings fan 1: Fuck you Bettman!

Red Wings fan 2: We all know this Stanley Cup was unfair but the Penguins will always hide behind Sidney Crosby rookie season.

by Crosby is a piece of sht December 14, 2010

The Sindey Crosby

This is when you make a conscience decision to use Heinz ketchup as a lubricant and masterbate. You then ejaculate in your own hand and eat it. Your mother's premenstrual fluids can be substituted for Heinz ketchup.

After Malkin got that bullshit goal to win the game ... He instantly went to the locker room and gave himself the sindey crosby!

by Bokschau April 18, 2009

Sidney Crosby

Canadian Ice Hockey Player born in Coal Harbor, Nova Scotia. Currently the most popular and well known active hockey player in the NHL. He was drafted 1st overall by the Pittsburgh Penguins in the 2005 entry draft, which was also referred to as the "Sidney Crosby sweepstakes". He has won all of the major NHL awards by the age of 22 (Art Ross, Lester B Pearson, Maurice Richard, Hart, and the Stanley Cup) He is still the youngest player to be named captain at 19 years 9 months and 24 days. He is also the youngest player to have captained a team to win the Stanley Cup. Over all I would say that he is pretty kick ass if you ask me. Look at the information, it speaks for itself

Sidney Crosby is the best hockey player in the NHL

by Crosbeeeeeee February 23, 2011

Sidney Crosby

Best hockey player of all time. Often hated by idiot fans of teams that aren't the Penguins.

Many I hate that Sidney Crosby he always scores against the red wing offence.

by VesuvianTitan June 27, 2017