Croquette

noun
a small ball or roll of vegetables, minced meat, or fish, fried in breadcrumbs.

a potato croquette

by Melbourne Dictionary July 8, 2022

danish croquette

When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.

Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.

by GekkieNietGekkie May 31, 2019

croquet set

When you are playing croquet and someone eats the balls and then the person who is with them sucks his wang while the others play croquet.

"Dude we were totaling playing croquet and Tom started giving a croquet set" said Michael

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

playing croquet on the lawn

To have sex with someone. Used in a sentence when you want to seem innocent of mischievous behaviours.

Ez: What where you doing Friday with Galadriel?
Skyelar: Oh, not much. Just playing croquet on the lawn..

by Speedy Shinoda January 13, 2009

croquet

A term used to describe several people engaged in oral sex; i.e. one female going down on a number of males in one location.

Let's go play croquet

by darthlaurie April 27, 2006

coqueta

a girl who flirts alot to get attention cause she knows she's really ugly but there's 1 body part on her that is huge && she has to make use of it

yamel is a fuckin coqueta. she think just cuz she got big ass tits she gonna go && flirt with mad niggas w/ her acne face.. uqh.!

by betchhessss. January 13, 2008

croquet

Once played by hardy youngsters to prove who could sustain such a terribly dull pastime longer than the other as part of some sort of sick competition. Now played by ill-knowledged persons who know nothing of real sports. The height of croquet came about around the end of the 19th century but died soon after it was banned from the Olympics for being so horrendously boring and stupid. Vestiges of this game are commonly found hidden under a bunch of crap in the corner of your grandpa's garage or a hundred feet deep within a landfill.

Croquet is not a sport, croquet is just some old game that no one cares about anymore. Oh yeah, and croquet sucks!

by ferrumplus June 23, 2005