Crowning

Having an intense need to defecate.

Mike was crowning, it was a tough decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.

by The Commadore August 15, 2008

crowning glory

Taking a poop, dropping a bomb, shitting, crapping etc -particularly in reference to that initial, highly satisfying first push of fecal matter from the body.

Please excuse me, my glory is crowning.

Rhonda ate a lot of wings last night, her crowning glory must have been a scorcher!

by Rhondone December 8, 2011

Crowning

The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out

I need a bathroom but i cant move because im crowning

by dick nuggets November 25, 2014

CrowningAchievement Roblox

Roblox clothing designer who makes fire LIT clothing and Roblox niggas like to steal them such as "Glo Ent" and other annoying fourteen year olds

Yo I just stole this LIT Roblox template from "CrowningAchievement Roblox" want to buy it?

by SUN_ January 3, 2020

triple crowning

To uncontrollably shit, piss and throw up all at the same time. Usually as result of a food-borne illness. The lovechild of food poisoning and a full bladder.

I shouldn't have eaten that street food with a gallon of tea in India. I was triple crowning in a field until the next morning.

by shermytoad112 October 17, 2013

crowning achievement

(n.) The action that is considered to be the greatest of any person, organisation or government.

The crowning achievement of elitist is doubling the number of definitions for greek. I suppose he'd like a medal for that. Nice shiney ottoman medal for j00!!!1

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

Crooking

Going round causing trouble and doing illegal things, being a crook,

That man there looks like he's crooking.

I'm going out crooking

by mpet72 August 25, 2011