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Walter Cronkited

It is the act of fucking a woman as hard as Walter Cronkite. It is commonly used when saying how hard you fucked a girl. It is also used a lot when referring to how hard you sexed up someones mother.
Dude, I Walter Cronkited your mom last night.
by The Cronky January 5, 2011
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sloppy cronkite

When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a Walter Cronkite voice) "That was the way it was"
At the office Christmas party, two Fox News anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room
by Cara_O February 1, 2007
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cronoteman

A NICKNAME FOR THE PORTUGUESE PUSSY OF JUVENTUS (SELLS UNDERWEAR) WHO DISAPPEARES AGAINST STRONG TEAMS AND THEN STATPADS AGAINST CRONOTE TO COVER IT UP
CRONOTEMAN'S CRYING AS CRONOTE IS RELEGATED
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sloppy cronkite

two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says, "And that... is the way it was."
They gave each other a sloppy cronkite at the christmas party last year. How unprofessional!
by helen424 February 1, 2007
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Sloppy Cronkite

It's when two people try to get each other off, and the first one to get off says, (In a Walter Cronkite voice), "That was the way it was."

Source: The Daily Show, specifically from John Stewart.
Douche and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.
by SoulCatcher February 2, 2007
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cronketti

Substance, typically cotton/poly blends (usually used for shirts, etc) having the half life of robin.
Although this is not yet scientifically confirmed, it is the general hypothesis on the topic.
Typically discussed in the Advance Placement Calculus.
My shirt is made of some nice cronketti
by Kate Nelson April 1, 2007
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Walter Cronkite

The act of farting so loudly and abruptly it sounds like "Walter Cronkite". Also applicable to explosive diarrhea.
Example 1: Girl: I totally heard my boyfriend Walter Cronkite this morning through the bathroom door.

Example 2: Boy: I totally need to Walter Cronkite after eating that sushi.
by b2bomber January 24, 2011
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