Cropblocked

When your are in a picture with a hot girl, only to find out she or someone else has cropped you out of it; most of the time to make it a more appealing facebook default. Usually a limb or portion of your face still remains in the photo, letting everyone know you weren't important enough to be kept in it

I was totally cropblocked out of kelli's facebook default, fml

by Joey Jerz January 19, 2011

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is the often stigmatizing label given to an individual who, under social norms, is charged with and found guilty of one or more of the following acts (the range of acts is not limited to those mentioned herein):

1) She/He interferes when two people are flirting.
2) She/He interferes when two people are being intimate by way of kissing, dancing, or cuddling
3) She/He interferes while two people are engaging in genital intimacy, foreplay, or sexual intercourse
4) She/He interferes in any of the above acts that involve more than two people.

Normally a cock blocker is only labeled such when she/he interferes with the prospect of sexual intercourse, but since any of the above can lead to sexual intercourse, we can expand our definition.

1) Ron (aware of his actions) walked over to Jim and Sally's table while they were having a romantic dinner on their anniversary. Ron's a cockblocker.

2) James purposely coughed loudly to interrupt Jenine's and Michale's goodbye kiss. James is a cockblocker.

3) Tim walked over to Gregory and noticed that his hand was in Christiana's pants. He inconsiderately bumps into Tim, making him feel uncomfortable and thus pull his hand out. Tim is guilty of cockblocking.

4) Kathy hid all the toys her parents were planning to use in tonight's secret orgy at the Krusty Krab. Kathy is a cockblocker

by SinedIsahnac November 25, 2010

chockablock

Full or overcrowded. Also abbreviated to chockers

The train was chock-a-block on the way to work this morning

by Fifi-lamour August 9, 2005

defensive cockblock

Act of interfering with someone who is kicking it to your piece.

Jim was all over my woman, so I had to defensive cockblock all night.

by j May 13, 2005

cockblocker

someone who prevents someone from getting sex.

by Joey March 20, 2003

cockblockalypse

A cockblock or cock-blockthat it spells/feels like the end of the world.

Can only really be applied if the cockblock takes place after more than an hour of conversation with the female that has been blocked.

'Man, her mate came back, they had to get a taxi, complete and utter cockblockalypse'

by Robbie Best January 16, 2008

Cockblock-Blocker

A very useful person who blocks any would-be cockblockers.

Brian was forced to find a cockblock-blocker to ensure his chance of getting some action.

by Chai Done October 18, 2009