cock off

An alternative to the ubiquitously fuck off to imply unwanted company.

"Cock the cock off you ass raping donkey shit eater" - JP Williams 2005

by RickyP June 24, 2005

cock off

Repeated attempts by two or more males to prove which one is bigger or better than the other in any given way. This can be anything from terse email arguments to a refusal to get of a gym exercise bike until the person next to you has.

Hey Buster, did you see that email cock off between Russell and Ken... man Russell missed all the points completely, he really is a one incher.

by Hoo Rider August 8, 2005

Shot his cock off

Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.

The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.

Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.

He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.

Barry has shot his cock off

by DonPaullo April 23, 2009

Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and you call off work even though pani ewa already gave you the 9 point warning.

Im going to a car show tommorow so im going to "cock off".

by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019

Cock Off

'Cock Off' is the more offensive term for GO AWAY but less offensive than the more commonly used F word. The terms coined by a Mr J Rich for use on the popular social media platform Facebook is commonly used by outdoor workers such as tree surgeons.

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do.

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'

The rain can 'cock off'now its pouring down and I have things to do

I am not putting up with your laziness you can just 'cock off'

by thetruthsayer February 18, 2020

Cock-off

Like to fuck off with a little less gusto.

All those wearing red shorts can just cock-off.

by Nerdo September 18, 2003

Cock off

When you don't give a fuck how many points you have, and pani ewa already gave you the 9 point letter but you still call off because you hate prospect.

Im going to "cock off" tommorow because im going to a car show

by Disgruntled airport employee March 10, 2019