crocheted bathtub

Used as an analogy when describing something useless or not worth having.

"Latin was dead! It was about as useless to the common man, the majority of the populous, as the proverbial crocheted bathtub..."
“Looks like you win the crocheted bathtub.”

by Abby_c July 7, 2017

crochet

The process of tying knots to tie more knots to further tie knots, therefor making a scarf.

I wasted a lot of time making a scarf using crochet.

by sweetspanishflower May 16, 2016

Spanish crocheting

A often used euphemism for male masterbation making fun of the Spanish for thier flamboyancy and being feminine behavior.

Bro why are you Spanish crocheting in class?

by Yarnar300 December 9, 2021

Crotch crocheting

A slang term for masturbation

When Tim was crotch crocheting Into Grandma’s wicker basket, he heard a door open.

by Uncommon Merganser September 12, 2019

crotchety

1. Of or pertaining to the crotchular region.

2. Of a sexually promiscuous nature.

1. Ray-Ray was experiencing a crotchety itch, so he jiggied on down to the clinic on the corner.

2. "Daaaaymn, son, Sha-nay-nay is one crotchety ho'!" said one young urbanite to his homie.

by Toochie May 26, 2006

Rainbow Crochet

Must have 5+ gay male participants.

An act wherein the males form a line, and the person farthest from the front starts pushing his hardened length in each already fucked butthole. Once he reaches the front of the line, it starts all over again with the person who is now at the back of the line.

Bro. We had the best rainbow crochet last night. Come with next time. *wink*

by Thicctottiesblam January 9, 2018

Crotchety Old Man

Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman

The Crotchety Old Man is pants

by Bleacher 15 August 13, 2008