Critters

TOES!

Person 1: I WILL CUT OFF THEIR CRITTERS AND FEET IT TO THEM
Person 2: Critters ???
Person 1: *wiggles toes* critters

Person A: P U T Y O U R C R I T T E R S A W A Y
Person B: N O *SCREECHES*
God: Why did I make you

by AwkwardMandork October 11, 2018

critter

The lowest most disgusting form of a human being possible. Also just an incredibly massive loser.

"Wow that guy is such a huge critter."

by FilthyMan69 December 23, 2007

critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

critters

1) Those ugly, scary 'things' from the movie.
2) Tiny creatures/animals.
3) Annoying little playgroup kiddies.

"Did you see that horror-like movie, The Critters?!"

"Those little critters are so sweet and furry."

"Those critters have stolen my bar of chocolate!"

by `tr4sh.Y February 21, 2004

critter

a critter is a rper who has shitty icons and often does weird things like show emotions in brackets in the middle of comments. they frequent rpvents and get their name from referring to their characters as critters. there is a debate over whether or not they are better writers than most but when it comes down to it they don't care as they are just having fun

"I'm sorry my critter broke up with yours. It's all his fault, not mine! I can't control his actions."

by lolrp February 18, 2009

critters

Ecstacy tablets

I've been on the critters again and i'm fucked out of my head!

by REL74 February 10, 2010

crittering

Crittering, now an extremely prestigious and rewarding sport, was born of several ingenious high schoolers at Wellsboro Area High School, which is located in northern Pennsylvania. This sport, which most heavily relies on booze, involves driving backroads all night, listening to 80's music, consuming exorbitant amounts of alcohol, and then when the time comes, running over and beating wild animals to death with sticks. The typical animal would be either a porcupine, an opposum, a rabbit, or skunk if we are feeling that hard (We usually are) The conventional weapon of choice is an object that is both heavy and blunt: medieval maces, axe handles, baseball bats, pieces of chairs with nails through them, and finally the most glorious of all weapons, the two-by-four. Camaraderie, self-sacrifice (Ed), and vehicular-sacrifice (also Ed) are also large components of crittering. When it comes down to it we just hate PETA and beat hippies. "For every animal you don't eat we're going to beat three."

"My god man, I can't believe how far that opossum flew through the air when you punted it. Crittering is the best sport on the planet!"

"It's not that I hate animals...I just really despise PETA."

"OPOSSUM!!!"

by BeatHippies January 10, 2006