Crotchet

1) a note that lasts 1 beat when reading a music sheet.

2) a woman blows the mans penis as if it were a brass instrument on the tip until it's dripping with saliva like the end of a trombone (for example) after an orchestra performance.

1) "He played the piece very fluently and didn't leave a crotchet out of beat."

2) "Oh Yeah! Gimme the Crotchet!"

by X-T-C October 2, 2017

crickety

Of the nature of, or pertaining to the sport of Cricket.

1. His batting action is too crickety, not suitable for baseball.

2. A new sports channel launched today on a crickety platform.

by trindas April 26, 2006

Crochety

When something is really bad, it is crochety.

Dude, this burger tastes crochety!

by hahadaha September 10, 2012

Cratchet

Combination of "Cracka" and "ratchet." A ratchet white person. Many do pot or meth. Cratchet females may have multiple baby-daddies and live in section 8 trailers. Frequently seen in Wal-Mart shopping with pajama pants and flip-flops, with her younger kids dressed in only diapers, and older ones with no shoes. Frequently pictured on People of Wal-Mart website.

Damn, I can't get a minute of sleep because of those damn cratchets partying all night!!

Turn down that country music, cratchet!

Did you hear about those cratchets down the street? Their meth lab was raided.

by CantStandCratchets December 3, 2015

crotchedy

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

by the jacknife December 28, 2003

cratchety

acting like a grumpy old guy

What's up with you today Moos, you are acting all cratchety.

by Sville Spartans August 12, 2008

Cranchety

A contracted form of cranky and crotchety, used to describe someone who is in a really bad mood.

You must not have gotten laid in a while, you are very cranchety today.

by Big Tilly October 6, 2006