Critch Sitch

Crotch Itch Situation. When in public and you have to itch your genital area, but you are having problems doing so descretely.

My book bag totally covered for me on the bus... I had a major critch sitch.

by am-e lizzabert July 28, 2008

Craptcha Code

When a Captcha Code system comes up with crappy match requests, like math symbols, foreign characters, smeared or blurred letters, indistinguishable letter "l" and number "1", or a non-word.

Dude - where's the capital sigma on my keyboard for this Craptcha Code?

by andy turudic February 14, 2012

Critch Rag

a rag used to wipe the sweat from your balls

He threw the critch rag at his face

by Sk May 28, 2003

critch’n

critch’n is a term thats short for “cry’n like a bitch” and has a variety of hilarious applications.

Friend 1: “OMG Im so sad about my breakup and I can’t stop thinking about her”
Friend 2 :Damn dude you need to stop critch’n. You’re honestly such a pussy sometimes

by TheRealJetHag2016 November 7, 2017

Critchard

Taking a fat Boner dump

I woke up this morning and had to use the restroom and I was suffering from critchards.

by Brawl0wii November 23, 2019

critchfriends.com

the schools full of wonderful people such as Harry Fishtch and Mrs hyde Besties for life I recommend your child comes here . Thanks dont forget the critch

critchfriends.com is mainly about the birds and the bees

by mrs syndrome September 6, 2021

What the craptcha

A term used when you can't understand the text in a captcha.

It asked me to type whatever was in the box but it looked like the ghost of a broken toilet. What the craptcha?

by Pickby May 12, 2015