Dirtbag Climber

A glorified bum, who spends all of his/her time begging for food, drinking PBR, and climbing.

Fred Beckey classic Dirtbag Climber

by Hmann21 December 28, 2011

crimbler

A very annoying or fustrating thing.

Stop being a crimbler

by crimbling crooner of sorts April 1, 2021

Crimer

A person who commits multiple crimes over time but never gets caught.

Man, Steve is such a criminal, he's always breaking the law.

No dude, he's a crimer, he's never been busted.

by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2016

Crumbers

Noun
An exclamation

-Paige: so sad
-doska: crumbers!

by OPAdoska July 23, 2021

Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.

1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.

by Josh McVey August 27, 2008

Load-Climber

One experienced in helping people that are lost in the load get out to civilization again (not that anyone would want to leave the load... but some people have other lives to get back to)

it takes 3 years of schooling to become a load-climber

by paulette's load July 7, 2009

Tree Climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber. Usually addicted to hard drugs like painkillers and meth but often just weed and alcohol. Often has no driver's license or bank account. Expects to make half of the income generated by the company he works for.

Also see logger and ground worker, Tree man, Tree guy.

"Hey do you know that drunk guy over there?..
Yeah, that's Bill. He's a bad ass for sure. I wouldn't f**ck with him, he's a Tree Climber."

by Arborman February 3, 2020