by MilkCrateMan March 28, 2022
Get the Creativey mug.A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020
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The act of a woman, or possibly a large chested man, skillfully manipulating their nipple or possibly the entire boobage into another man's or woman's asshole, where the boob is then massaged into lactation. This is often done against the will of the reciever.
At first Brenden said he would never take a kazahkstan creamery but when scarlet johanson offered he was unable to deny.
by Nizabetto-San May 3, 2010
Get the Kazahkstan Creamery mug.After smoking marijuana to the point of intoxicating, you have your lover perform oral sex to the point of ejaculation, which will then lubricate her mouth.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
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by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015
Get the Maple creamie mug.When a man ejaculates directly inside a hairy woman's pubic hair and stirs and swirls it around the entire vaginal area.
by nonyabuzziness May 5, 2010
Get the pubic creamery mug.An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
by Carl H. October 4, 2006
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