5-Minute Crafts

verb
means clilckbating someone on the internet.
3rd person singular 5-Minute Crafts
past tense 5-Minute Crafted
continuous tense 5-Minute Crafting
participle 5-Minute Crafted

Those people just only like to 5-Minute Crafts. They still 5-Minute Crafts even if nobody likes them.

by The Super Dictionary Professor February 15, 2019

Captain Craftsman

The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim!

Joe: Yeah, way to go Captain Craftsman!

by Jonno93 January 24, 2006

Craftsmith

An agent of awesome, creating any and everything necessary for a creative performance or genuinely great things. Capable of generating or repurposing anything.

A: He built a lightsaber out of the contents of my pocket!
B: Woah! He must be a Craftsmith!

by The Original Craftsmith October 15, 2014

Crapfest

It is an annual Festival of local music, entertainment and talent by local people, which is held at Crapstone, Devon, England.

We had a wicked time at Crapfest Crapstone Festival this year and cant wait to go again next year!!!

by Crapfest's No.1 Fan September 15, 2010

Craftsbury

Beautiful town in northern Vermont, populated almost completely by hardcore hippies and hardcore rednecks. Close-knit community, but lots of drama cuz everyone knows everyone's business.

If you're passionate about trucks, farms, and/or organic food... move to Craftsbury -- you'll have a ball.

by abrd March 31, 2011

Arts and Crafts That Ho

To Arts and Crafts That Ho, The man must keep a baggie of glitter in the waistband of his undershorts. While engaging in a sexual action with another person, he must not remove his boxers as to keep the glitter there. When reaching climax, he must cum all over his partner, Scream "Arts and Crafts!" And give them a good dusting with the baggie of glitter.

Did you see her? Covered in sparkles. They Arts and Crafts That Ho!

by GenocideElle September 29, 2011

Crapfest

Festival of local music, talent and entertainment held in Crapstone, Devon, England each year.

Crapfest 2010 Crapstone festival was totally awesome.

by Buckland Cricket Club September 15, 2010