crack pipe

a tool used to insert thing into your ass like animals or small fruit

"oh shit,steve i got your gerbal stuck in my ass sorry man"
"no worries man i just warned you not to use that crack pipe

by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006

Crack Pipe

Dry lips on a dark skinned nigga.

You wanna use some Carmex or Chapstick on those Crack Pipes homie?

by BTGSOLDIEROFYHVH February 9, 2019

Crack Pipe

When you pipe her down like a beast & she inadvertently gets addicted/obsessed with u/ur libido

Aye yo, that boy re- arranged my guts so good I caught myself catching feels... Must be that crack pipe 🤷 ♂️

by hellakellerd November 6, 2019

Crack Pipe

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Louisiana crack pipe

when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.

i need to hit that Louisiana crack pipe!

by mr chichi May 5, 2010

Khasakstani crack pipe

The act of inserting a tube into a mans rectum and then defecating in it, after this the man will then smoke crack out of it and shout "Fuck kata ka long kaba bha" or fuck that is good in english

"Last night me and garret ripped a khasakstani crack pipe, it was amazing"

by jsmith33334 April 28, 2025

Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023