Cringle

A person that doesn't lose their virginity until they are 53 or above, and weight is above 400 pounds

"That guy is such a freaking Cringle"

by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019

Crongle

Mr Crongle; a character with a very large beard which provides shelter to birds and small animals

Look at that crongle; you could keep a zoo in there

by Mr Crongle April 26, 2013

Crongleous

An underdeveloped human being. Cronglei can be used when referring to multiple people.

God damnit Forehead, you're such a crongleous

by Absolutecrong October 21, 2019

clangle

An enlarged clitoris that dangles from a females vagina area; one that resembles a piece of gnocci (a clit that dangles)

A girl from home had a clangle so I told my buddy to hook up with her to see this speed bag hanging from down under.

by take it eash June 8, 2011

Craigleg

The act of touching a foot against another man's foot while seated in ajoining bathroom stalls in hopes of receiving oral or anal pleasure.

The dude in the next stall started gettin' a case of the Craigleg with me.

by AZDarin September 15, 2007

Crungle

When you grab something so hard it breaks into tiny little pieces and then you die; when you curl toes so hard they break off.

MY TOES ARE BEING CRUNGLED😰

by hairy balls September 28, 2021

Crangled

To be 'Crangled' is to be intoxicated out of your mind as a result of taking powerful psycho-active drugs, often in a party situation. A portmanteaux of 'Crazy' and 'Mangled'. One who is crangled may be considered 'Crazzler'.

Wanna get crangled?

I was crangled last night!

I might as well change my name to Christopher K. Crangle because I was TOTALLY crangled last night.

by CK Crangle November 2, 2010