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Crandall 

To screw something up. To make a huge mistake.
Things were going well until joe had to Crandall the whole thing
Crandall by Raidermike June 14, 2021
An absolute bitch boy who stays inside his room all day when we want to have a good time. Always too busy playing video games with his twink friends. He is the pinnacle of gay
Person1: Yo do you know Crandall?
Person2: Yeah he’s my male wife boytoy twink tied up in my garage rn
Person1: oh hell yeah I just beat those cheeks up last week
Crandall by SuperSoakedSlimySnake November 11, 2025

Mrs. Crandall 

The worlds most succulent and potent feminine specimen, whose beauty and voluptuousness are not of this planet. She is hardly a mortal being.
Mrs. Crandall has shown me splendors far beyond the comprehension of man.
Mrs. Crandall by TopPussyCritic November 6, 2023