Crapsmanship

refers to the production or fabrication of sub-standard products by one who misguidedly feels their creations worthy of high praise; oblivious to their lack of skills wasting money, time, and perfectly good materials.

The cabinet Bobby built was yet another fine example of crapsmanship.

by FatrCat November 2, 2008

craftsmanshit

A quality of manufacturing used by companies who would like their products to break within a short period of time, in order to sustain their sales. Common in DVD players, kitchen appliances, etc.

Is Devon an idiot? Apex put their finest craftsmanshit into that DVD player, and when it broke, he bought the same one!

by bjergen March 23, 2007

craftmine

when you acquire crafting table without breaking any block

i have craftmined

by TheEgglet May 3, 2021

craftsnatcher

Craftsnatcher: by all accounts an untalented or unoriginal person who chooses to pass off the work of artists and otherwise crafty people as their own.

Craftsnatch: a)see above b)the act of stealing or reselling another's handicraft

Craftsnatcherous: like the kid at the next desk eyeballing your paper during an exam, a craftsnatcherous person sniffs around forums and craft fairs seeking ways to copy other people's work.

Craftsnatchity: a)see above b)when someone's behavior is suspiciously craftsnatcherous

"I can't believe you're not ashamed of your blatant craftsnatchery!"

by water September 18, 2007

craftmatic

Female who is willing and fully adjustable to any sexual position

2 chains raps "fat rabbit on that craftmatic"

by Mr. Slice April 30, 2015

crassmantic

An unrefined, insensitive, or course expression of an amorous ideal.

“My boyfriend is so crassmantic, he told me that when I'm slurping on his Schlong, that I complete him.”

by The Ominous Harbinger January 26, 2009

Craftsmith

An agent of awesome, creating any and everything necessary for a creative performance or genuinely great things. Capable of generating or repurposing anything.

A: He built a lightsaber out of the contents of my pocket!
B: Woah! He must be a Craftsmith!

by The Original Craftsmith October 15, 2014