A phrase used in response to seeing someone good-looking to emphasise how attractive you find them. You are essentially saying that someone is so attractive that you could eat them.
Kim: Did you see Chocolat?
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...
Michelle:Yer, I love that film. Johnny Depp is so sexy in it.
Kim: Totally! I could just spread him on a cracker...
by CoolhandLauren257 February 21, 2011
Get the Spread him on a cracker mug.Refers to the city of Akron, Ohio. Due to its large population of citizens on crack or various other illegal drugs.
by marbred1212 June 28, 2009
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Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.
Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.
Kim: Look at Erica over there reading that book, so annoying.
Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.
Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.
Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.
Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.
by fluffyacat March 26, 2016
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by pt732 June 26, 2018
Get the Bitch Eating Crackers mug.luke's chicken flavored stoner crackerz are bomb ass!!
Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
Keg: "hey lydia want some stoner crackers"
Lydia:"yes indeedy!!"
by PPJ-M and keggy keg October 19, 2011
Get the stoner crackers mug.When a an American Male and a Asian Male fuck a black chick and shes pregnant and they don't know who the father is it is called a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 1: did you hear Daneesh is pregnant?
Speaker 2: no way, was it a cracker nigga or a chink nigga?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. So she thinks it's a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 2: Oh shit
Nigga
Speaker 2: no way, was it a cracker nigga or a chink nigga?
Speaker 1: She doesn't know. So she thinks it's a Cracker-Chink Nigga.
Speaker 2: Oh shit
Nigga
by R3D33M3D July 25, 2019
Get the Cracker-Chink Nigga mug.The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.
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