mariah cracken

the most psycho bitch you will ever encounter she is literally insane and drives like a fucking maniac
every time i get in the car with mariah cracken i fear my life
by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
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crackens beak

as pierre was working his way down her body, slowly kissing as he went down. he gently pulled her pink lingerie to one side, and saw that she had a fanny like a crackens beak.
by El presidente... February 23, 2010
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release the cracken

shouted when you see a woman's crotch when she's not wearing underwear with her miniskirt while sitting down.

Inspired by the quote from the movie Clash of the Titans.
"Oh my God! That chick over there is totally flashing her roast beef to the world! RELEASE THE CRACKEN!"
by Mr. Unix May 28, 2008
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A Rare Crackening

The rare crackening is defined as an event where claws are cracked. Though this phrase would imply infrequency of the action itself or the choice of time of the action, this is not the case. The rare crackening typically occurs during times when crackenings are most common. Its an inception pounder.
"Ah, its a rare crackening on a Sunday for the Patriots game"- KDP

"KDP, you literally get drunk every Sunday during football season"- Unnamed Alcoholic
by pbones October 18, 2021
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BRING OUT THE CRACKEN

The most epic line ever! In which cracken means a huge, man-eating octopus. Used in Pirates of the Caribbean, Clash of the Titans, etc. Can also be used in moments of silence to be later turned into moments of awkward silence.
*silence*
Boy: BRING OUT THE CRACKEN!!!

* awkward silence*
by MelloxHart March 21, 2010
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pussy cracken

An octopus with a face that looks like a vagina full of teeth. There is only one. Once you see it, you may not understand what it is at first, but then somtime later you may realize you've just seen a pussy cracken. They often have a redish coloring, also known as a red pussy cracken. The animal was first discovered and named by tagea vangsgaard. a song about a pussy cracken was written by Joshua Adair in 2017, in tageas honor.
She pulled down her pants and behold, a red pussy cracken!
by Tiga woodz March 09, 2018
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