The Cowboy Hat Rule

The cowboy hat rule is simple, really; You steal the hat, you ride the cowboy!

"Well, pretty lady. Since you done made off with my hat, I don't suppose you're against following the cowboy hat rule." He said mischievously.

by CallMeLeigh March 11, 2024

Canadian Cowboy Hat

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024

Won-Ton Cowboy Hat

When a woman's vagina your head and neck whole getting a Chinese massage.

Man she climbed on the table, started rubbing my back & gave me a Won-Ton Cowboy Hat.

by Lib-Lab June 9, 2017

Get your head out of your cowboy hat

The pg way of saying “Get your head out of your ass,”

Lmbo get your head out of your cowboy hat 🤠🤠🤠

by Lmbo_cowboy_hat June 12, 2019

camera-hat cowboy

A movie pirate. The scurvy dog of the cinema, named for the ten gallon hat he wears to hide his camera.

Check it out! I just got the new Harry Potter movie on DVD only one day after it came out in theatres! It was five bucks from the local camera-hat cowboy.

by 31337_man December 23, 2006

wear the hat ride the cowboy

wear the hat ride the cowboy - You’re having sexual relations the person who’s hat you’re wearing.

A practice in the south, at least in Texas, where a guy will give you his hat to let other guys know you are taken.

“Omg, Amy! Randy gave me his hat,” said Julia.

“You know what that means,” said Amy.

“No,” said Julia.

“wear the hat ride the cowboy,” said Amy. Ok

by Green carrot June 1, 2023

cowboy hatted

If a person puts his or her cowboy hat on you that means they’re claiming you. You’re theirs now. This could also mean that they are planning on taking you home.

Did you hear that John cowboy hatted Sarah at the party the other night?

by User19376283774 May 13, 2021