Cowboys fans

The worst people on earth.

Every time I see a “we dem boys” comment on social media, I remember how grateful I am not to be one of those Cowboys fans.

by CrayCrayJ November 2, 2020

Cowboys'd

Losing or winning by such a small margin that it doesn't matter and is no reason for celebration.

Having a significant advantage and then blowing it right at the last second.

Going into overtime against the Cleveland Browns and winning. It doesn't matter because it's against the Browns.

I was too drunk to get it up and she was the hottest girl ever....Cowboys'd!

by Mark Watson November 19, 2012

Cowboys deluxe

A 12 inch dildo that’s wrapped in barb wire and screwed up your anus while yelling yee haw

Jim give me a cowboys deluxe

by Sillkneegrow February 25, 2020

Cowboys fans

A group of fans that have low IQ, low sperm count and never stop making up excuses for perennially failing for the past 20 years. Have stupid chants of “We DeM bOyS!” Or “HoW bOuT tHeM cOwBoYs”. Will talk about the glory years that happened over 2.5 decades ago like a guy who can’t get over his ex and never shuts up about them. Their god is the crypt keeper known as Jerry Jones. They will also cheer for them as well as the Lakers and the Yankees

The Cowboys fans keep making excuses about why they’ll fail this year.

by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021

cowboys from hell days

Descriptive of a timeframe, either 24 hours in length or longer, in whence
cattleherding types from Hades shall roam the planet, destroying the earth
with their redneck-like ways. (Kinda like when George W. Bush came into office)

Ye, verily-verily I sayeth unto thee, in the 12th hour of the millenium, so shall the cowboys from hell days begin to commence, and the world will greatly
suffer.

by Dann August 11, 2004

cowboys from hell days

lytchett matravers term referring to something that happened along time ago. Comes from the pantera album 'cowboys from hell' which is old skool'. From the beneath the remains days (sepultura) can also be used

that t shirt is so old. its from the cowboys from hell days

by will March 8, 2004

Cowboys Fan

buy cowboy fan mugs, tshirts and magnets1. In the closet gay.

2. Not openly gay like a 49er fan but similar just in the closet.

I hope your brother is not a cowboys fan

by Big bo 63 December 17, 2009